Lois Lane “In Terrible Mood” Over Superman and Wonder Woman Hook-Up, Eats Ice-Cream
EW once again has the scoop on the Superman/Wonder Woman hook-up story, this time getting a special editorial from none other than Lois Lane herself. Reading her impassioned words of disappointment, I get Jennifer Aniston flashbacks; I suppose that makes Wonder Woman Angelina Jolie, which is probably a terrible comparison but there ya go.
Says Pulitzer-winning reporter Lane:
“…watching the Man of Steel play tonsil hockey with that statuesque woman — seriously, she’s got to be at least as tall as he is — put me in a terrible mood. I have no claim on him, especially since I’m already dating someone who could fill out a pair of tights pretty well. Still, seeing them together made me feel crummy. It’s almost as if — and I know this is going to sound weird — he and I were together in another life.”
It’s hard to see Lane go through such a Crisis. But if I was with her right now, sharing a pint of ice-cream, watching Katherine Heigl movies, I’d tell her — she should just look forward to a Brand New Day.
Superman and Wonder Woman have recently being at the Flashpoint of controversy when news broke that the two were probably dating and stuff. But cheer up, Lois — nobody has a crystal ball and can predict how everything will end up One Year Later. No reason to get upset and fantasize over The Death Of Superman and get all Amazons Attack regarding the situation. The best thing she can do is face her feelings about Superman — and her co-worker Clark Kent for that matter — as to avoid an Idenity Crisis. So what if Wonder Woman is letting Superman get All-Access?
Typically rational way Lois Lane handles rejection, btw:
I think somebody needs to check out Lane’s Twitter feed pronto.
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